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Title: Loss Reserve
Author: [personal profile] nightdog_barks
Characters: Wilson, House, a guest appearance by Sandy, a few OCs. Gen.
Rating: A hard R for rough language.
Warnings: Yes, for a bit of violence.
Spoilers: No.
Summary: Wilson goes to the bank and gets more than he bargained for. Next time he'll take the drive-through. 2,141 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: Creative licensing has been taken with one of the devices mentioned in this fic. Text-cut is taken from Pink Floyd's Money.
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to [personal profile] topaz_eyes and [personal profile] pwcorgigirl.

Money, it's a crime ...  )
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Title: The Gift of the Magi
Authors: [personal profile] nightdog_barks, [personal profile] blackmare, and [personal profile] pwcorgigirl
Characters: Wilson, House. Gen.
Rating: R (for language)
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Only in the most general way for the beginning of Season 7.
Summary: "You think I'd rather drive to Trenton, through holiday traffic, just to watch a bunch of kids in burlap and blankets stand around a manger and sing 'Kum Ba Yah'?" 2,312 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: This fic was sparked by a real-life news article. Link is in the Notes at the end of the story. Apologies to O. Henry for the title. :-)
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to [personal profile] topaz_eyes for encouragement.

Fast away the old year passes ...  )
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Screwed
SUMMARY: Just when Eggie was having a wonderful day ...
CHARACTERS: Edgar Poland, Evo Krater; discussion of House and Wilson
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the first of two "stick around for the credits" scenes for Part Five. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Screwed
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Departures
SUMMARY:They're free men now, except from each other.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the final chapter of Part Five (although if you stay for the credits, you may catch an extra little snippet). Previous chapter is Amnesty. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Departures
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Amnesty
SUMMARY: They play cards, drink too much, and watch new alliances form.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the eighth chapter of Part Five. Previous chapter is Natural Consequences. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Amnesty

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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Natural Consequences
SUMMARY: Now it's over.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the seventh chapter of Part Five. Previous chapter is New Morning. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Natural Consequences
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: New Morning
SUMMARY: It's over at last, right?
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the sixth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger HuntKrater, Rock and A Hard Place, and Natan. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

New Morning
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Natan
SUMMARY: Sometimes you find yourself adrift on a different sea.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the fifth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger HuntKrater, and Rock and A Hard Place. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Natan


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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Rock and a Hard Place
SUMMARY: They're asking all the right questions, but where the hell are the answers?
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the fourth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger Hunt, and Krater. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Rock and a Hard Place
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Krater
SUMMARY: While House hunts for clues, Krater has a private consult with Wilson.
CHARACTERS: Wilson, Krater
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the third chapter of Part Five. The first chapters are New Hires and Scavenger Hunt. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Krater

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[personal profile] black_cigarette
TITLE: Scavenger Hunt
SUMMARY: If they win this game, they get to live. Pity they don't know what they're looking for.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, various OCs.
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the second chapter of Part Five. The first chapter is New Hires. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Scavenger Hunt
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[personal profile] black_cigarette
Title: New Hires
Summary: The first day on a job is rarely easy. Working for Evo Krater is no exception.
Characters: House, Wilson, various OCs.
Rating: R for language and themes (gen fic).
Warnings: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes (including violence) and adult language.
Spoilers: No.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Notes: This is the first chapter of Part Five. We left off at the end of Part Four, at Rendezvous. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

New Hires

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