Entries tagged with genre: gen

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Loss Reserve

Title: Loss Reserve
Author:

nightdog_barks
Characters: Wilson, House, a guest appearance by Sandy, a few OCs. Gen.
Rating: A hard R for rough language.
Warnings: Yes, for a bit of violence.
Spoilers: No.
Summary: Wilson goes to the bank and gets more than he bargained for. Next time he'll take the drive-through. 2,141 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: Creative licensing has been taken with one of the devices mentioned in this fic. Text-cut is taken from Pink Floyd's Money.
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to

topaz_eyes and

pwcorgigirl.

( Money, it's a crime ... )

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A First Class House

Title: A First Class House
Author:

nightdog_barks
Characters: Wilson, House, an OFC. Gen.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: No.
Summary: If there's a roadmap to perdition, you can bet House is the tour guide. 1,808 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: This fic is a 19th-century historical AU, sparked by a post in

namasteyoga's LJ, regarding a certain 'gentleman's companion' as it appeared in a NY Times article. Many of the terms, descriptions, and locations in this story are taken from the actual book, The Gentleman's Directory. The cut text is a slight paraphrase of a Mae West line.
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to

blackmare and

topaz_eyes.

( Why don't you come up and see me sometime? )

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A Housefic: Something of Value

Title: Something of Value
Author:

nightdog_barks
Characters: Wilson, House, mention of Cuddy. Gen.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Only in the most general way for the beginning of Season 7. No spoilers for anything beyond the last current episode (7.8, "Small Sacrifices").
Summary: Some things end, some things begin, but the important stuff will always be there. 1,221 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: Cut text is from an old nursery rhyme.
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to

hannah, who knew how to make it better, and to

pwcorgigirl, who knew how it ends.

( Only ribbon round it ... )

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A Housefic: The Gift of the Magi

Title: The Gift of the Magi
Authors:

nightdog_barks,

blackmare, and

pwcorgigirl
Characters: Wilson, House. Gen.
Rating: R (for language)
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Only in the most general way for the beginning of Season 7.
Summary: "You think I'd rather drive to Trenton, through holiday traffic, just to watch a bunch of kids in burlap and blankets stand around a manger and sing 'Kum Ba Yah'?" 2,312 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: This fic was sparked by a real-life news article. Link is in the Notes at the end of the story. Apologies to O. Henry for the title. :-)
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to

topaz_eyes for encouragement.

( Fast away the old year passes ... )

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Distress Call Bonus Scene: Screwed

TITLE: Screwed
SUMMARY: Just when Eggie was having a wonderful day ...
CHARACTERS: Edgar Poland, Evo Krater; discussion of House and Wilson
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the first of two "stick around for the credits" scenes for Part Five. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Screwed

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Distress Call Part Five: Departures

TITLE: Departures
SUMMARY:They're free men now, except from each other.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the final chapter of Part Five (although if you stay for the credits, you may catch an extra little snippet). Previous chapter is Amnesty. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Departures

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Distress Call Part Five: Amnesty

TITLE: Amnesty
SUMMARY: They play cards, drink too much, and watch new alliances form.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the eighth chapter of Part Five. Previous chapter is Natural Consequences. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Amnesty

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Distress Call Part Five: Natural Consequences

TITLE: Natural Consequences
SUMMARY: Now it's over.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the seventh chapter of Part Five. Previous chapter is New Morning. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Natural Consequences

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Distress Call Part Five: New Morning

TITLE: New Morning
SUMMARY: It's over at last, right?
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the sixth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger Hunt, Krater, Rock and A Hard Place, and Natan. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

New Morning

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Karma on the Mississippi

Title: Karma on the Mississippi
Author: srsly_yes
Characters: House and Wilson friendship. Regulars from the [H]ouse universe are included. Names are slightly varied, but everyone's initials are the same.
Rating: PG-13 this chapter. Maybe R for language later.
Word Count: Prologue, Parts 1 & 2: ~2350
Warning: Historical AU. Angst. A deathfic, but no characters die “on stage.” Story begins right before 6x15, "Private Lives."
Disclaimer: Own nothing that belongs to Heel and Toe, but owe a lot to everyone else. Tried my best to research the place and period, but may have stretched a few points or went with a best guess. My apologies for any inaccuracies.
A/N: This is a standalone, but is the second installment in the past life series, Redux and Reiteration. First in the series: The Duel, 1821.
Beta: The ever amazing

hwshipper who offered many valuable suggestions.
Summary: House and Wilson always meet for the first time in New Orleans, even in the 1880s.

Story is complete. Links to all parts: (3 & 4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (13), (14), (15), (16 & Epilogue).

Prologue, parts 1 & 2: ”You have until the count of 9-1-1 to get out of my home.”

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Distress Call Part Five: Natan

TITLE: Natan
SUMMARY: Sometimes you find yourself adrift on a different sea.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the fifth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger Hunt, Krater, and Rock and A Hard Place. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Natan

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Distress Call Part Five: Rock and a Hard Place

TITLE: Rock and a Hard Place
SUMMARY: They're asking all the right questions, but where the hell are the answers?
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, OCs
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the fourth chapter of Part Five. Earlier chapters are New Hires, Scavenger Hunt, and Krater. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Rock and a Hard Place

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(no subject)

TITLE: Krater
SUMMARY: While House hunts for clues, Krater has a private consult with Wilson.
CHARACTERS: Wilson, Krater
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the third chapter of Part Five. The first chapters are New Hires and Scavenger Hunt. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Krater

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Distress Call Part Five: Scavenger Hunt

TITLE: Scavenger Hunt
SUMMARY: If they win this game, they get to live. Pity they don't know what they're looking for.
CHARACTERS: House, Wilson, various OCs.
RATING: R for language and themes (gen fic).
WARNINGS: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes and adult language.
SPOILERS: No.
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em. Never will.
NOTES: This is the second chapter of Part Five. The first chapter is New Hires. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

Scavenger Hunt

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Distress Call Part Five: New Hires

Title: New Hires
Summary: The first day on a job is rarely easy. Working for Evo Krater is no exception.
Characters: House, Wilson, various OCs.
Rating: R for language and themes (gen fic).
Warnings: This is a very alternate universe. Adult themes (including violence) and adult language.
Spoilers: No.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Notes: This is the first chapter of Part Five. We left off at the end of Part Four, at Rendezvous. Links to all chapters of the Distress Call universe can be found here.

New Hires

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Skipping the Part About Love

Title: Skipping the Part About Love
Author:

nightdog_barks
Characters: Wilson, House. Gen.
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Only in the most general way for the beginning of Season 7.
Summary: It's a new year and a time for atonement, but they still won't talk about some things. 426 words.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: Fic title and cut-text are adapted from the R.E.M. song Low.

blackmare has written a tag to this small story; link is at the end.
Beta: My intrepid First Readers, with especial thanks to

hannah

( We know how things go ... )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Location: CANADA, Leduc, Alberta
Current Music: Talk Radio

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House M.D. Fic/ Art Challenge from my Kids.

Hi y'all! Last night my daughters Meagan (15) and Emily (13) went out for a late supper at Montana's and as we were waiting for our food we were kidding around and I acted like a teenager for the first time since I was a teen! It was fun, and heaven knows I need fun right about now! At Montana's they have paper tablecloths and they give you crayons (whether there are kids with you or not) so you can doodle as you wait. I told my girls that I wanted to write a fun House fic but I didn't know what to base it on. So they started brainstorming for me on the tablecloth, which was cool! Usually they think I'm lame for being such a die hard House fan!

The challenge is the main character must be House. They told me to use at least five of the following prompts to write a fun, not shipping fic based anytime post season six but with no other particular spoilery elements.

See the prompts and more at: pgrabia.dreamwidth.org/14919.html

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Fic: Lost and Found

Title: Lost and Found
Characters: House, Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: House's first day back at work after the infarction.
Disclaimer: So not mine.
Words: 2,097
Thank You:

blackmare_9 &

nightdog_barks . You rock my world.

Here.

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New Fic: Whirlwind

Title: Whirlwind
Author: Namaste
Summary: As everything he believed was true is blown away, House struggles for something real to hold onto. Spoilers for “Both Sides Now.” About 2,000 words. PG.
Sample: “Never done this before, have you?” Kutner asked. “Lost your mind?” He’d moved in closer, out from the corner of the room as if he was getting more comfortable with the setting. “How does it feel?”
Author’s Note: Yeah, I gave in and joined the post-season fic brigade. Thanks to everyone who helped me fine tune this.

The car is crowded ...

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Sports Fic: Games People Play

Title: Games People Play
Author: Namaste
Summary: Sports can be a welcome distraction. Any sport.
House and Wilson friendship. About 4,500 words. Spoiler warnings for “House Divided” in last section.
Excerpt: “Curling is more exciting than seeing clinic patients?”
“Pfft,” House snorted. “Watching paint dry is more exciting than seeing clinic patients.”

Ping Pong?