Blowjob on the Balcony

[hwshipper]

Title: Blowjob on the Balcony: Five Times House and Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital and One Time They Didn't
Author: hwshipper
Pairing/Rating: House/Wilson, NC-17
Words: 3200
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions in association with Universal Media Studios.

A/N: written for daisylily as a thank-you for donating to the hl_bday_drive. Dots across canon, including references to 2.04 TB or not TB, 2.13 Skin Deep, 1.15 Mob Rules, 1.03 Occam's Razor and 5.10 Let Them Eat Cake.
Beta: invaluable help from srsly_yes. And for a crackish fic with similar subject matter, I recommend her Blame it on the Little Wooden Man.

Summary: Five Times House and Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital. And one time they didn't.
Warnings: PWP. Includes H/W/OMC double penetration in section 5, in case you want to skip that (or skip to that).

Blowjob on the Balcony: Five Times House and Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital and One Time They Didn't